Quickie clean

When you need to take a shower, but have no time. So you clean the parts of your body that create offensive odors, i.e., armpits, and private areas with a wash cloth soap and a little water.

Can be used while camping, after sex, or before important meetings. More effective if wet wipes are used.

I have 30 minutes to be downtown, and some wet wipes. But I don't have time for a shower. Time to quickie clean!

by HellishWinter September 20, 2009

Ferret Cleavage

The ass cleavage of a man with a pony tail.

Steve: "Hey man, did you see Adrian down in the data center?"

Phil: "yeah, he had some serious ferret cleavage going on."

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

Digital Cleanse

To eradicate cell phone emails, texting, social networking (Facebook, Twitter) and only use email only from laptop or desktop computers. No visiting entertainment or gossip sights either for 7 days. All too purge useless information from an already overstuffed brain.

Wow I feel so much better after my 'digital cleanse' and had so much free time, much more effective that colon cleansing, i must say.

by digital cleanse team January 27, 2010

Creamy Cleveland

When someone has diarrhea and performs the "Cleveland Steamer."

That Creamy Cleveland I had last night totally cleared my sinus'.

by Aliandel December 5, 2010

monkey cleaning

when a fat black chick licks your ass hole clean after having diarrhea

After i had diarrhea from the McDonalds I ate Lafonda gave me a monkey cleaning

by cum stain on my shoe January 1, 2011

Ant Clemons

adj. A very funny or goofy person possessing one of the shortest attention spans ever.
This person also usually can be easily distracted by TVs, Video Games, Shiny Objects.

Guy 1: "Iight man lets get some work done"

Guy 2: "word up lets do it"

Guy 1: "is that a xbox?"

::several games of 2k11 later::

Guy 1: "Ok...about that work"

Guy 2: nah fuck it now im sleepy, you decided to be an "Ant Clemons" today so we just gonna do this another time.

by hyphyee May 1, 2011

Lesbian cleavage

The certain kind of cleavage produced by wearing lower cut sports bra.

I was about to go work out but i have a wicked case of lesbian cleavage so i am staying in.

by KeLL August 26, 2012