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California

Not a bad state people might think we are, there are no hippies unless you count haight street. We might have liberals but not a lot of them and we don't have muthafucking communists.And not everybody is rich in California hell including me, go to Bayview's Hunters Point and you'll see just how ghetto California can be you dumbasses. So to all of you dumbasses who hate on Cali and have either been here or not pull your head outta your ass. FUCKING LOSERS
Chantal: Don't you just love California
Nikki: Cali is my home state so nebody dissin it better knock that shit off. hehe
by MzChani May 18, 2007
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California hotpocket

when a man shits in a pussy and fucks it out.
by Eli R. May 21, 2008
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California's a nice place to visit, but leave before you get soft.
by tradesman April 3, 2003
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California Golden Seal

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.
That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.
by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006
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Vice City, California

Slang name for Venice Beach and the boardwalk area in Los Angeles. Originates from the popular ps2 game set in a fictional rendition of Miami. Venice, California, like Miami, boasts a good drug trade, and is home to some top quality weed. There are multiple head shops along the boardwalk to aid in the indulgence of sacred herb. A specialty here is the ceramic 'cigarette' one-hitter. Other shared characteristics with Miami include sunny, warm weather, homeless, the beach of course, a rich history, and poverty living alongside affluence (to the utter dismay of the latter, police efforts to drive out the indigents fail.)
I'm originally from the Inland Empire, socal's land of heat stroke ridden weather and barren empty sights. I now live in Vice City, California, where the air is fresh and the grass is dank.
by Mirror Roamer June 6, 2007
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california

Cali - (California)
I am from DaYgo, a native.
Cali has the most beautiful cities on the West Coast, one of the biggest melting pots in the US and is home to some of the most BEAUTIFUL people from all over the world. Beautiful Mountain Views, Gorgeous Beaches and breath taking Sunsets you wouldnt believe; just minutes from TJ.
We are laid back, free sprited people (if we were any more laid back, i think we'd be dead;O)

I've ran into people in the US that stereo types us Californians as DINGY, WOODSTOCKERS that think we're better than most, I've always xoxo all the Cali comments, it just lets me know, they're thinking of us.
DaYgo - I am from San Diego, California
TJ - We are going to party in TiJuana, Mexico tonight.
by Sweet Sherry February 6, 2008
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Californian

Peolpe who live in California.

People in land-locked states usually talk shit about us because they're jealous. Who wouldn't?!

"We got more bounce in California
Than all y'all combined"
Girl: Where are you from?
Guy: California
Girl: Oh, so you're a Californian...
Guy: Yeah, pretty much.
Girl: I love you.
by FirstName February 11, 2008
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