Chris McCandlessin' It

Based off of Chris McCandless, the man who went off to Alaska with only bare essentials to escape the everyday world, only to die in a deserted bus. Used when you get really tired of people.

"God I can't stand people anymore. Pretty soon i'm going to be Chris McCandlessin' it."

by Emilie Danger October 7, 2006

Creepy Chris

That lowkey steal your girl...but not really ass dude. Cockblocker extraordinaire...you know that guy that only talks to girls when they're are standing directly by another guy. Prime minister of FBN.

Guy: Hey theres my girlfriend!

Creepy Chris: Hey theres his girlfriend!...as long as he stands there Ill talk to her....but as soon as he leaves her side im out of here...pronto!

by JimmineyCricket February 9, 2012

chris trepidation

Harry’s sneaky link who he dedicated his whole f*cking album to.

Why is Chris an arrogant son of a b*tch and why is Harry trying to spread him open?🙄😰🤨🙄😰🤨🙄😰🤨🙄😰🤨🙄

Louis: “who the fook is Chris Trepidation?”

Harry: “Idk but I’m trying to shake this soon.”

by Larry_69_ February 21, 2022

chris brown

to beat, choke, or bite a woman..

"If that hoe ain't acting right, chris brown that trick!"

by runner842 April 14, 2009

Chris Browned

When a girl gets her ass beat by her boyfriend or husband for stepping out of line

Girl: Who the fuck is this bitch that keeps calling you?

Guy: BITCH u better get out my face with all that bullshit fore' u gets Chris Browned!

by Ksolo101 February 14, 2009

Chris Pratt

Did nothing wrong in infinity war

I am a Chris Pratt fan boy.

by Ibeelitbarry September 21, 2018

Chris Winner

Self proclaimed genius, who uses confusion rays and cladocious demeanor to impose its will on surrounding beings. 2. A god of man and a beast of the gods...3. Also someone who will swindle you if you are not very careful "similar to gypsies"

"Watch out a Chris Winner is on the move" "Chris Winner is a nut"

by C Win February 1, 2009