Cecilia

A mysteriously beautiful woman. She is calm, collected, and classy. She has a gorgeous face and one of the most amazing bodies, causing every man's head to turn. However, the best part about her is her pure soul. She can have anyone she wants, but she is incredibly faithful and loyal to the one she chooses. Her word and actions always match and no matter what, she will always be there for you. She is the type of woman to put a smile on your face, and relax you at the end of the day. If you let her go, you will regret it until the day you die. Cecilia is the type you want to marry.

Guy 1: Damn! Do you see that girl!?
Guy 2: She has the best ass I've ever seen!!
Guy 3: Yeah, that ass is fat, but what's better is her intellect. She's a Cecilia!

by LittleMissFoxy January 13, 2011

two-cent gutter slut

This is a girlfriend who goes around and sleeps with all of your friends.

Oh and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends
Hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual - no wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant two-cent gutter slut

by Jojoba Loofah Milktowel June 27, 2008

Certainty Pimp

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

by Peter Kobs January 17, 2009

Celia

Celia is a part-time vegan who’s incredibly beautiful she always has a lot on her mind she’s beautiful and courageous and funny once her mind is set you can’t stop her she’s perfect in everyway shape and form be careful not to cross her

Celia=god

by jalab4255 June 13, 2018

censorship

1.the worst thing ever invented
2.blocking out "bad words" although the show might me MA anyway and shown at like 11

1. dude, i was watching music videos and they took like 20 words out
2. south park (classic example of over censorship)

by dude-im-cool-43 July 9, 2010

a two cents plain

A two cents plain is a glass of seltzer water. During the Great Depression, one could get an egg cream for twenty-five cents (seltzer, chocolate syrup, and milk), a chocolate milk (milk and chocolate syrup) for a dime, a chocolate soda (seltzer and chocolate syrup) for a nickel, or plain seltzer water for two cents. Two cents plain.

I'll have an egg cream for my lovely date, and I'll take a two cents plain.

by Judith June 17, 2006

Cephalanalectomy

Surgical procedure to remove one's head from one's ass.

Billy Bob has his head up his butt so far, he'll need a cephalanalectomy to get it out.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough January 13, 2007