Captchalogue

To store or gather small to medium sized objects. Has the same meaning as "Take" or "Obtain" but is cooler and sounds more fun to say.
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Created by Andrew Hussie for use in MS paint adventures

You captchalogue the super tasty and delicious sandwich.
Fool, you can't captchalogue a car unless you're King Kong!!!

by Hunterinabox June 29, 2011

Catching The Crazy Turkey

To have sex.

I hear Bill was catching the crazy turkey with Jess last night.

by /r/RoosterTeeth December 13, 2014

cachoinker

It’s a new slang word that means slut. So anyone that is a slut is also a cachoniker. Made by me and some friends. Get it trending.

Jordan is such a cachoinker..he has multiple side chicks.

by Cute_little_shorty July 16, 2018

Carcharodontosaurus

A carcharodontosaurid theropod dinosaur that lived in Northern Africa around 95 million years ago. It was two meters longer than Tyrannosaurus Rex (T Rex) and coexisted with Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus. However, Spinosaurus ate fish while Carcharodontosaurus preyed on Ouranosaurus, so they did not have to battle often. Carcharodontosaurus did not have jaws capable of breaking bone, unlike Tyrannosaurus, but instead had serrated teeth that could cut through flesh. In fact, the name literally means "Shark Toothed Lizard!" Carcharodontosaurus was typically an ambushing predator and was also territorial, as bite marks from the same species have been found on the skulls.

Carcharodontosaurus Saharicus was one of my favorite dinosaurs when I was younger.

by WhoDatFreshBoi November 5, 2018

cum catchers

Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.

After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!

My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

lefty's catcher's mitt

something you think is real, when actually it isnt

phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt

by TheLaughingMan May 22, 2007

batter catcher

or shortened to batcher. when orally pleasuring a female she will produce fluid or lady batter. this batter then falls down the chin of the person doing the pleasuring. any hair just under the lip is known as the batter catcher or batcher

hey man, whats that you got in your batter catcher?

by batcher April 15, 2008