Suicide Binder

A binder full of papers that literally explodes if it is full to capacity. Typically occurs when it is full of papers, when you're in a hurry, or at a bad time; but mostly, it occurs with all three at the same time.

#1. Teacher: "Katherine, why are you late to class?"
Student: "I had a suicide binder at the end of last period, it was a real mess. Sorry!"

by reditalia593 March 23, 2010

blind spot

When a woman is wearing a skirt short enough to wear a man can see it, but has underwear on.

Guy One: Dude, I noticed earlier when driving that the sun visor's mirror was showing what was under her skirt. Did you see anything since you were in the backseat?
Guy Two: No, dammit...she was wearing a blind spot.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

blinded by the light

Cumming in your eye when you're masturbating.

George felt embarrassed when his sister caught him blinded by the light.

by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007

Blind Eagle

V. a sexual move that that happens when a male jumps up in the air kicking both lags out to the side in a split and touches his toes; his balls then stretch out and hit the girl sitting down in the eyes. blind eagle...

At the Banque, Onyx, who was wearing booty shorts, gave the girl getting a lap dance the blind eagle!

by tinylemons April 18, 2009

clutter blind

Common symptom in males of all ages. Occurs when there could a small mess somewhere around the house and guys do not seem to notice this mess at all, even when told to clean it up.

"Why didn't you pick up those towels on the stairs Michael?"
"I didn't see them when I got home."
"What are you...clutter blind? They have been there for 2 days"

by 810glenbrook January 31, 2008

legally blind

1. Not blind
2. One who receives state assistance or preferential treatment ostensibly for poor eyesight or impaired vision
3. A panhandler who sports the accoutrements of the sightless: a seeing eye dog, dark tinted eyeglasses, a cane , a tin cup, and a hand-lettered sign soliciting donations from the public, but whose eyesight within normal range. A beggar who feigns blindness.

4. One who wears eyeglasses and exploits and exaggerates the condition as a disability that requires government assistance, financial or otherwise.

My cabdriver told us "being legally blind has a lot of bennies" such as "they can't fire me for having too many accidents"

by My dog's name April 25, 2020

Peaky Blinder

When Rory Nesbit hits Hailey Bodner with a blinding cumshot

“Do you want me to give you a peaky blinder”

by UrmomsObituary October 31, 2021