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carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.
The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.
by pdtd April 9, 2022
mugGet the carrot and a bottlemug.

Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.
I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.
by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018
mugGet the Bottled twatermug.
spontaneous random things done in front of a webcam.
do something innovative, something unique, something no one has ever done on a webcam then show it to the world. throwing random water bottles everywhere! random water bottles everywhere! just one after the other!
by poet P July 1, 2009
mugGet the throwing random water bottlesmug.

Banter Bottle

A bottle which is passed around by a group of people who provide contributions of human bodily fluid or other "potentially" edible matter to the bottle.

Once the bottle is full, the person who draws the shortest straw has to drink from the banter bottle.
Did you hear what's in the banter bottle this time? Apparently someone ejaculated in this one.
by DukeWilfred January 23, 2025
mugGet the Banter Bottlemug.

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.
That dudes a piss bottle hoarder, wonโ€™t even fix his toilet!
by No Mercy May 23, 2025
mugGet the Piss Bottle Hoardermug.

Bottle Caps Candy

A tart but slightly sweet taste to them, not wholly dissimilar to Smarties Candy Company's Smarties (Rockets outside the U.S.), SweeTarts or Runts, but with soda flavors and altered shapes.
Bottle Caps Candy contained a lemon-lime flavor instead of the current cherry flavor. There was also a time when Willy Wonka Co. made Fizzy Bottle Caps. These were similar to the original but contained ingredients to make them fizz when eaten, making them a bit more flavorful.
by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023
mugGet the Bottle Caps Candymug.

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