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Scissor Block

Variation of Cock Block. When a woman prevents a man from hooking up with another woman. Typically, the predatory lesbian gets to hook up with the hot girl.
"Candice completely scissor blocked Dan on the boat last night!"
by Chilli Dog July 3, 2005
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Spam Blocked

A completely harmless email you would welcome in your inbox that gets blocked by your local or server side spam filter.
I was expecting to get an email from you about the opportunity to volunteer at the local shelter for violent offenders, but your email got spam blocked.
by ronsheridan January 27, 2007
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Cock Block Platinum

When you cock block someone in a way which gets you some instead.
Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."

Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"

Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!
by JB-G November 4, 2010
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Artist Block

1) A Creative Block normally associated with artistic endeavors.

2) That moment when you're happily being creative with art and suddenly run out of inspiration.

3) Usually occurs at a time when you need all the inspiration you can.

4) A very annoying wall that shows up when you don't want it, but can sometimes leave a particularly productive streak in its wake.

5) A common representation of Artist Block is a 'usually' large stone branded, engraved, or otherwise marked with the words "artist block".
1) Damn it. This Artist Block won't let me finish my picture!

2) I was almost done with this awesome picture when Artist Block came and sucker punched me in the stomach. Now I can't seem to get the energy to finish it.

3) Person 1: Hey, how is that project you were working on?

Person 2: It was going fine until Artist Block shut the door on my muse. I haven’t seen him in weeks.

4) I finally got past my Art Block, and now I'm more productive than ever!
by Silaer November 25, 2011
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Opp Block

Used in British slang to talk about the enemies area
Ay Bruv ima hit up the opp block
by Roadman 69 420 September 3, 2020
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Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion
-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"
by Codeplayer October 3, 2011
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Block Head

A person, mainly a girl, who gives head to the entire block.
little suzie has become a block head, giving derb to the whole block.
by Pinkie September 21, 2005
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