by B-Doe July 29, 2005
Get the bearded hatchet wound mug.1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are
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A rather large woman that has a beard.
A mythical beast that resides in cool moist places and has 5 o clock shadow at 8 AM and is of the female species. Musk is produced in the genital regions and is the most pungent odor known to man. It has been said that the Beardsley totes a Pantry with massive quantities of high caloric food. In rare instances the Beardsley will burp or scratch at her leathery skin producing a grainy, dry sound. It has been reported that the Beardsley has more chest hair than an Italian man. Recent research has shown that uncontrollable body dandruff is also a key feature of a Beardsley.
A mythical beast that resides in cool moist places and has 5 o clock shadow at 8 AM and is of the female species. Musk is produced in the genital regions and is the most pungent odor known to man. It has been said that the Beardsley totes a Pantry with massive quantities of high caloric food. In rare instances the Beardsley will burp or scratch at her leathery skin producing a grainy, dry sound. It has been reported that the Beardsley has more chest hair than an Italian man. Recent research has shown that uncontrollable body dandruff is also a key feature of a Beardsley.
by Breather February 20, 2007
Get the beardsley mug.by Maddie4278 January 19, 2011
Get the Beardslee's mug.He’s the strong and silent type, is Beardy. Don’t get him angry, though. Very loyal. Definitely a bonus to have him on your side in a fight, I can tell ya. But, really, don’t make him angry! He’ll get all up in your grill and lay down a shockingly filth-laden tirade right out in public. He once told me to, and I quote, “...go get Ape-Raped until you’re rendered into a fuck-stew of effluence and hate...”
And people argue that beards can’t talk!
And people argue that beards can’t talk!
by Binnjiminn July 3, 2019
Get the Beard mug.A well groomed beard worn by male business professionals. Usually shaped, not thick, no facial hair under the jaw line, ass well keep as the hair a top their head, their beard is a extention of the hair on the top of their head, and good chance hair dye is used to hide the grey and white hairs in their beard.
by Secrect Destroyer September 19, 2010
Get the Business Beard mug.The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.
Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.
Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.
by hezzzer April 23, 2011
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