River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"

by Adybug April 1, 2010

River Belt

The type of belt that Jon R would make up stories about when asked.

No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.

by Owen Crash November 16, 2021

river pits

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.

Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."

by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009

Nile River

When A Young Woman uses a plastic fork to stab her vaginal canal to the point of bleeding and lets the discharge flow into a masturbating midgets mouth she stands atop of butt naked.

Luke: I can't believe you let them each drink a Nile River.
Jackie: It's all in good fun!.

by GreekRocket November 23, 2024

Elk River Idaho

A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement

This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho

by Theidahokid October 23, 2019

River

A badass girl who knows what she wants and when she wants it

For example
Zombie apocalypse:
Crush:zombie!!
Me:it’s ok I already hit it with a shovel
River: a gender neutral name and a big stream

by Libra lifewhatchurback October 29, 2019

floppy river

It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.

I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.

by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023