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Bandit

Some nigga named juice wlrd
by RUNNINUPWITHAPUMP October 10, 2019
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Stick bandit

A buff white crackhead located in central el paso bring sticks against his head and or twirling them
Oh look theres stick bandit breaking sticks against his head again
by Johnweinersnitchel July 17, 2022
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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Data bandit

Someone who does not own a smart phone and ask smartphone users to research or watch videos using their data.
Hey I'm not going to Google that address for you get your own smartphone you data bandit
by Jay2u March 5, 2016
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Burrito Bandits

by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024
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bone marrow bandit

he is out on the streets coming for your bone marrow watch out for a five foot 6 blonde headed nigga looking for your marrow
hey have you heard of the bone marrow bandit hes apearently has stolen 20 bone barrows this month alone
by willam berks June 4, 2024
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sting bandit

When your got suspicions one of your mates has got gay tendencies.
And tries to hide it but deep down you know.
He's nothing but a fucken sting bandit.
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