fart balloons

a balloon you inflated with your ass using flatulence

lets get this party started, just dont pop those balloons
there fart balloons

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

Balooneylooneyloons

The upper ventral region of the torso of a primate, in left and right sides, which in a female contains the mammary gland that secretes milk used to feed infants. In non-scientific terms, boobies. Preferably larger ones.

Good lawdy! Look at the chick's balooneylooneyloons!

by I Sell Baloons October 29, 2011

Ballooning over Paris

Is a sexual act that resembles a hot air balloon ride. While the girl isn't looking, one guy pinches his foreskin while urinating and starts ballooning. Then the other guy drops his "ballast bags" on the girl's chest like a Cleveland steamer. When the girl opens her mouth to scream, the other guy pops the "balloon" by releasing his foreskin in her face trying to get as much in her mouth as possible. Finally, the guys high five, forming an Eiffle tower.

Optional: Ro sham bo to see who has to go down on the girl.

Alternate: double team the girl and when the 1st guy is ready, he pulls out and pinches his foreskin catching the semen instead of urine.

Jay's girlfriend wanted to go on a romantic hot air balloon ride for their anniversary, but I helped him give her a ballooning over Paris instead. Afterwards I got to chili dog her while he ate out.

by Phyllis von Merkin September 14, 2010

ballontologist

A person or persons who plays with there balls enough that they are well qualified to give there input on what balls should look like.

James should always ask his ballontologist if his balls look ok.

by scotty sav February 25, 2008

clown ballon

A long, continuous piece of poop.

That clown ballon comes in at 8.5 courics!

by velopope April 12, 2008

lead baloon

a failure, especially a severe one

a movie based on a game is usually a lead baloon.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2008

water ballooning

Similar to "docking" where after touching heads, one uncircumcised homo puts his foreskin over the other fuckin homo's head and pisses thus creating the "water balloon" effect.

Ben managed to keep the sheets dry, until his pathetic cock's water ballooning seal broke ans his water balloon exploded all over Mike's bed.

by Dick Dastardley December 15, 2016