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Cock Block

Someone who either intentionally or unintentionally prevents two people from having any kind of intimate contact. Usually done out of jealousy or because of poor perception of social cues.

Methods of cock blocking can include calling one or the other person's cellphone, not leaving them alone, carrying on a pointless conversation, or saying unflattering things about one or both of them.
Did you see Dave and Ashley at the party last night? Joey was being a total cock block to them. He wouldn't let them do anything together.
by Xenon32 March 1, 2010
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block cup

The act of repeatedly playing flip cup with a mobile table in the middle of the street in a circular manner around one's block after being angrily rejected from a back yard by one's neighbors. May include angry neighbors who fail to recognize the significance of depositing empty cans in said neighbor's mailboxes, and hurried dashes down major highways while carrying a table containing party cups, empty cans, and a rack of beer. May lead to arrest.
Dude, i can't believe we played block cup around your block after getting kicked out of the backyard by your old grumpy neighbors. That was the shit!
by Ry-lo January 3, 2009
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Memer's block

The act of being unable to come up with new memes and/or filling in the pieces to create the comedic phrasing and effect that you desire
I've got this really funny idea for a new meme, but I've got terrible memer's block.
by Portiff Digrissim July 30, 2019
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slice the block

Walking around areas of a neighborhood looking for girls or just some people to chill with
Man im about to go and slice the block
by jamgasm May 24, 2008
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instant block

When he or she gets mad and instantly blocks you on a social media site.
Man, my so-called friend just instant blocked me on Facebook.
by cakenbake May 6, 2014
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c blocked

Dude, I was hitting on this chick and he c blocked me by showing off his Mercedes. Now she won't talk to me.
by Gavin So Complicated August 17, 2006
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Cock Block

Someone who messes with your sex game!
Someone who stops you from getting pussy on purpose!
Man, that dude is a cock block!
by Rick-Chizzle January 28, 2009
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