smelly bible

it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.

hey you have a smelly bible

yeah i know *does the ritual*

*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice

by shiggybible January 17, 2020

Language Bible

a dictionary.

tom: "did you pick up and learn spanish?"
david: "yeah man, i bought a Language Bible!"

by AllTimePvP March 12, 2021

Simone Biles

An athlete that thinks she's old at 24, even though her peak years are most likely ahead of her and not behind and hasn't found her usual ryhthm yet because of it.

Things aren't over for Simone Biles yet, sometimes things go wrong yesterday and they don't go wrong again after that.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

Simone Biles

To quit or give up.

Don’t pull a Simone Biles and quit on me when it matters most.

by RealDeal432 July 28, 2021

Simone Biles

1. An amazing female Olympic gymnast. Considered the G.O.A.T. of female gymnastics.

2. To give up under pressure. See Naomi Osaka.

I don't feel too good. I have to do a Simone Biles.

by mr_phucky July 28, 2021

Simone Biles

A disgraced American gymnast who cited a mental affliction called the 'twisties' to explain her withdrawal from several Tokyo 2020 Gymnastics events, including all-around and team all-around. This decision was met with negative reactions over all, while certain cells of society applauded the move.

Simone Biles withdrew from nearly every Olympic Event at Japan 2020 due to a condition called the 'twisties'.

by stok3d August 2, 2021

Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film

I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”

by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021