Hot from afar, and with lots of make-up. Up close her make-up is caked on, covering blemishes and pimples. Similar to Dallas Hot, but without the blown out bleached blonde hair. Similar to a Monet ( Great from afar, a mess up close).
After closer inspection, That chick across the bar is Austin Hot. She may scare you off in the morning without all that make-up.
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Get the Austin Duckett mug.A guy that is really sweet, attractive, smart, funny, sexy and is just all around amazing. He is the type of guy that makes your heart beat fast and slow all at the same time. He's amazingly talented at nearly everything he does. He has a voice that is to die for, and has the most captivating brown eyes. His redish-brown hair adds to his amazing look. His personality is one of a kind, and you'd be lucky to find someone like him. Austin is not afraid to be himself, nor does he care what others think of him because he knows who he is. He knows how to treat a woman, and when he loves you he loves you all the way. If you meet an Austin, you should most certainly get to know him. You definitely won't regret it. He will be the love of your life, and he will know just how to cheer you up no matter what.
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