Angry Lion Tamer

You crack a whip, scaring the chick into spreading her legs
then you ram your head down her coochie where she proceeds to open and close her legs over and over while yelling RRRAWWWRRR

1)Before Barnum and Bailey ran away to join the circus, they had a brief stint in German Fetish Porn, where they mastered the art of lion taming.

2)Susan wanted to go to the zoo i said bitch don't u know I am broke as fuck i then cracked my whip and gave her the angry lion tamer.

by Dat Nigga Daniel June 11, 2008

angry bearded dragon

The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.

After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.

by markosjovenson August 1, 2010

Angry Shower

A shower, usually taken by dads/fathers where he places his 'anal lips' against the shower wall and lets out these HUGE farts that shake the whole house. These are usually accompanied by the person taking a shit in the shower, aiming for the (hopefully) open toilet seat, and missing. When you go in after he's finished, it looks like a war scene. POO EVERYWHERE WOO!

Andrew's dad (in bathroom): ARHHHHH! *splat*

Leon: What the hell is that?

Andrew: That's just my dad. I think he's talking one of his angry showers.

Leon: Wait, what the fuck is an angry shower? Is he oka-

Andrew's dad: *BLARRRRRNT!*

Andrew: oh god...

Andrew's dad: KOBE! *splat*

Andrew's dad: Damn, missed again.

Andrew and Leon: O_O

by the_cajun88 February 28, 2011

Two Rivers Grille Angry Pirate

Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate

Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....

by dweber79 July 5, 2010

angry ass

The burning sensation and sometimes itchiness after a big shit where diarrhea was present, whether you wipe enough or not.

damn dude, i jus had the runs, now i got angry ass

by Brian D. H. June 23, 2006

angry laura

while preforming the dirty sanchez punch your partner in the face and yell an obscenity.

juicy, the other night i was doing this chick when i gave her the angry laura i yelled "THE GODDAMNED DOG PISSED ON THE FLOOR AGAIN"

by Han jelika March 26, 2008

angry adam

When the man is masterbating himself and the woman chokes his neck until he is red in the face. After that the woman or man (I don't care about your preference) releases his or her grip right before ejaculation. This gives the man an angry look on his face and a great explosion of love juice.

She gave me the best "angry adam" last night.

by fishsticks 15 January 29, 2008