Anal Groose

The greasy substance left on the shaft of the penis after anal intercourse, often composed of a combination of anal juices and lubricant; not to be confused with an "anal cream pie". Anal groose may also be known as "anal grease".

It's safe to put in back in your mouth, I wiped all the anal groose off.

by Miranda408 November 18, 2010

analcoustics

The ability for one to sound completely audible with their head firmly planted inside the anus.

Joe Buck sounds so good calling baseball games because of his amazing analcoustics

by Metsfans May 23, 2011

anal rending

The violent hemorrhaging of the rectum or sphincter through the use of a phallic object or appendage. Typically associated with lube-less anal sex.

My friend David nearly bled to dead after a severe anal rending.

by BreadlessYeti December 6, 2012

anal-yzzzer

Nisbyzzle on drugs over anal-yzzing

Nyzzbyzzle says "This is not mdma it is more trippy .. I swear I'm hallucinating but it's also a bit speedy and it's not like the stuff in the uk and then one time..."

Cristina says "nyzz byzzle stop being an anal-yzzzer"

by Nyzzbyzzle and Cristina September 28, 2013

anal poodle

When a shit the consistency of a hairball oozes out of your ass.

Nothing takes longer to get out of my ass than an anal poodle.

by AssholeAshley October 15, 2013

anal bop

when you bend a bitch over, pull off her panties, stick your tongue out so it is firm, then penetrate her pooper with your tongue going in and all the way out repetitively. this can also be done with your meat pistol as well.

damn bro you must have anal bopped that bitch last night. i herd he was shitting pancakes for the rest of the week

by captain gongshow October 15, 2013

Anal hangover

The hangover resulting in lava diarrhea the day after consuming multiple buffalo wild wings blazin wings.

Dave "can't come into work."

Steve"Dave you better not have an anal hangover again!"

by nickwbithches January 29, 2014