Anal Precognition

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.

I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!

by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017

anal weed

This is when someone goes up to a swamp and grabs a cat-tail, to which they then place it very far up their ass as if it were a tampon being placed inside a vagina. They then let the cat tail explode inside, causing the pressure to create a very pleasurable yet somewhat painful and uncomfortable sensation.

Hey bro, I went to the swamp and got some cat-tails yesterday! Would you like to do some anal weed together, brother?

by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 25, 2022

Messy Anal

Anal sex in which the receiver shits.

Dude, I was rocking it with Stacy last night and she straight up hit me with Messy Anal! Never been so sick!

by Yesn't Homo June 28, 2018

clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.

Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.

by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016

Anal hangover

The hangover resulting in lava diarrhea the day after consuming multiple buffalo wild wings blazin wings.

Dave "can't come into work."

Steve"Dave you better not have an anal hangover again!"

by nickwbithches January 29, 2014

Anal sloshing

Doing small sex when the other is shitting

the girl said she had to shut so the guy said hold on let me anal slosh your shit (anal sloshing)

by Dayton14 July 30, 2018

Anal August

A challenge where for the entire month of august, all sex has to be anal

Man: wanna have sex?
Man's GF:yea, anal or normal?
Man: anal
Man's GF: why?
Man: It's anal august. ALL sex has to be anal during anal august
Man's GF: Come on then... Get your clothes off!

by emerex56 March 1, 2020