Ali joke

A joke so bad that it is an Ali joke literally embarrassing to say one like kys
Bad joke = Ali joke
by Markjhonthom223 December 26, 2020
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The man, the myth the legend, Saeed Ali Saeed Ali Saeed Ali Bin Khalban Al Suwaidi. A man who is 6'8, handsome, white, and competent in all areas of life. He is known for his charming personality and his inspiring intelligence levels, with an outstanding IQ of 240. His known achievements are: Went hajj 4 times, Benched 675kg, Won the 2024 world cup, killed osama bin laden, ended the war between israel and palestine, and not only did he do that while edging, but he was also gooning at the same time. He is known for his remarkable physique, that consists of broad shoulders, a big chest, lats made out of hard steel, and abs that are popping out. His jawline can cut through diamond, and he has a positive canthal tilt. He fought in the iraqi war, and single-handedly defended Saddam Hussein's honor. He also partakes in having his own business, and being a multi-trillionaire. Lastly, his penis size is out of this world, he makes drake look like a disabled old man with down-syndrome. His penis size stands at a staggering 64 inches, and not to mention his penis is so overpowered it distributes extra chromosomes among his children.
Damn, he is such a Saeed Ali Saeed Ali Saeed Ali Bin Khalban Al Suwaidi.
by mstf2x May 03, 2024
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Ali-breathing

The act of hyperventilating quickly and violently into a microphone during stressful situations, making the breather's friends uncomfortable as well as becoming light-headed and/or passing out. For entertainment purposes, of course.
An ali-breathing competition ensued, resulting in two victims hospitalized and one sassy bystander exclaiming "I warned ya!"
by SamanthaJenkins February 28, 2017
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Ali King style

When someone goes to your house in the middle of the night and watches you behind the bushes. Based around the girl Ali King who went to Alex Gaskarth's house and stalked him.
Matt: Dude. My girlfriend is crazy.
Dan: What. Why?
Matt: She came to my house in the middle of the night Ali King style.
Dan: Whoa thats crazy!
Matt: I know!
by Jackstroubleinatanktop July 06, 2012
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ali abidi

A lying tech scamming scum that hates freedom
by Ali's worst enemy February 28, 2019
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mahad ali malik

He likes to play the Ghost of Tsushima. makes bad financial decisions and likes to constantly shift schools. People around him want to give him a foot job. He tries to hide is furry side but fails
by Susman14812 November 29, 2021
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Ali Alfaheem

This nigga Ali Alfaheem is one of the gayest person ever, but not just that I also destroyed him in fortnite and he cried to his mommy. Yes his mommy called my parents and told them that im a really greedy bad person but I'm not actually I'm a really nice guy but Ali Alfaheem made me really angry and now I had enough with this goofy looking jiggly giggly loompa poompa built ass kiddo.
Ali Alfaheem is the definition of gays and pussies in this world
by Noxior Xion kanji September 09, 2022
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