smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.

- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.

by WASPish girl October 10, 2019

national send someone who askes a nude day

if someone send you this definition on the 29 of may you have to send him as many nudes as he wants

friend 1 hey its national send someone who askes a nude day
friend 2 oh dame how many do you want
friend 1 10

by jackalob May 28, 2020

Smiling shooter/assassin

Something you don't see often.

Your murderers might come with a smaile, but they're not usually wearing one when they kill you. Not all shooters are male, so a smiling shooter/assassin is rare in either sex.

by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021

No ones assed

no person/ not a single person concerns themselves or gives sufficient attention to what has been said/done

Kieth: “Guess what I did on Friday?”
Kenny: “no ones assed”

by Laneyjane54321 November 23, 2021

Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."

Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.

by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023

Rows of Ashes of Roses

A really good Cybergrind band from Kansas City, Missouri!
Consists of:
Grayson DeLong (vocals, drums, midi instruments, otamatone, ukelele, air horn)
Elderoak (vocals, production, midi instrument)

person 1: have you ever heard of Rows Of Ashes Of Roses?
person 2: yeah i discovered them on spacehey! their new album lmaocore is really good!

by MoonlightzUD July 12, 2024