Apocalyptic J

Another name for blunt or joint.

"Dude I just smoked this fat Apocalyptic J."

"nice!"

by KsTeezy June 15, 2008

apostrophic

adj.
A combination of 'apostrophe' and 'catastrophic' meaning desperately, apocalyptically in need of an apostrophe.

Grammar Geek 1: Ugh, I can't believe she wanted me to watch "Two Weeks Notice" with her. The entire time, all I could think of was the absolutely apostrophic title!
Grammar Geek 2: I am so sorry. That's terrible.

An apostrophic text message: sry cant talk now. how bout later?
The same message, fixed: Sorry, can't talk now. How 'bout later?

by Comma Connoisseur June 26, 2009

apostrophosize

to add apostrophes where needed.

OH NO! I forgot to apostrophosize "theyre"!

by BEEFCAKES:D April 14, 2010

apoctimist

A person who genuinely believes, against all evidence to the contrary, that they will actually survive the Apocalypse.

Those guys on the TV show Doomsday Preppers are nothing but a bunch of Apoctimists.

by Ciaran42 February 7, 2013

Aportion

A portion of food so big that you will end up feeling so full and needing an abortion to get rid of it.

Joe: "How much cake do you want man?"
Doug: "I want a big aportion as I'm starving and want to eat a lot"

by person3645 April 21, 2015

apomed

When giving oral sex and your partner farts as you inhale and you being a good sport continue with your services.

I was orally pleasuring my wife when she APOMed me, but I kept going.

by Double Tapp March 18, 2016

apointment

A point in time; as opposed to a range in time as in: arangement; such that, it is not to be confused with the self-deprecated, oft misinterpreted "appointment". It is impossible for anywho for anywhat to be exactly on time to anywhen, anywhere; for anywhy and to do so anyhow. anywho, anywhat, anywhen, anywhere, anywhy, anyhow.

Yes boss, we made an arangemt, not an apointment. apointment.

by Wordacker July 12, 2017