A bloody thick bastard who has the chromosome count of a pebble. Genuinely could not count to 279 if they tried. A nice person but has 0 sense of humour, very likely to enjoy cringe and dad jokes, especially. Usually brunette but sometimes blonde and it's very rare they're sexy, but if you find a sexy one it's usually a keeper. Very trustworthy, as long as they remember to use their minimal brain and mental capacity, if not, your secrets or good up are probably going to be leaked.
by Steven19 August 15, 2019
Get the Emilymug. by Emily contortion June 8, 2019
Get the Emilymug. Emily is a girl that is very outgoing and would trick you in some ways that she don't want to be tricked into and if she ever ask you to sit next to on the bus take off running and walk home but all Emily's are very Nast and will try to give and get some every chance they can get
Emily is nasty
by Juju 2fly December 5, 2019
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Get the emilymug. by fuckyaoi June 2, 2020
Get the emilymug. This girl is really tough. She's always changing in the best ways and accuses you easily, which can be problematic. Emily is really funny and 100% joyful all of the time. She is athletic, and that's the only thing she takes seriously. Her skills are off the charts! She can shoot a basket a mile away or run a touchdown against the Patriots. She can take things the wrong way and when she is disgusted, you'll know. She wrinkles her nose and glares at you. When she loves someone, she tends to tease them and ignore them. It's a habit.
by ILIKETUTTLES January 22, 2019
Get the Emilymug. Emily is that one girl that you wanna bone so badly she is so fucking hot and makes you cum so fast. She is that one girl that everybody wants to smash
-Hey I just fucked and Emily it felt so nice
- Awwww man you’re so lucky l. I WOULD KILL TO FUCK EMILY
- Awwww man you’re so lucky l. I WOULD KILL TO FUCK EMILY
by Emilyofficial October 24, 2019
Get the Emilymug.