Girl code

A bunch of bullshit

Rebecca: Omg Sarah you cant date him that breaks the girl code I dated him
Sarah: that’s bullshit

by Thelegend2917 August 12, 2019

BRO CODE

THE BRO CODE is a living document, much like the Constitution. Except instead of outlining a government, or the Bill of Rights, or anything even resembling laws, the BRO CODE provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a bro and behave properly among other bros. Dating back to the American Revolution, the BRO CODE has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the 'bro'. Containing approximately 150 unspoken rules, this code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros the BRO CODE will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.

Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:

Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.

Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.

Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

Article 77: A Bro Never Cries.

by AlphaRicky July 30, 2009

Microsoft Code

The worst, buugiest, most indecipherable code you will ever come across. Upon encountering Microsoft Code, a programmer should run, not walk, in the opposite direction.

If it's written in Hungarian Notation, uses way too many pointers, and is incomprehensible, chances are you're dealing with Microsoft Code.

by Gazuga May 16, 2004

Konami Code

up up down down left right left right b a start

A popular cheat code in MANY Konami games. Often helps the player immensely except for Gradius III.

The original Konami Code makes your ship blow up in Gradius III.

by Richard Blade May 15, 2009

Hoe Code

1. I set of rules for "hoe's" (girls version of Bro)
2. The chicks version of Bro Code. It must be followed before and after a break up.

Hoe Code
1. Hoe's before Bro's
82. Never stop kissing because of your lip stick
155. Choose a bro who will take you to his house to meet his parents not his bedroom

by Wednesday Rockets November 13, 2011

da vinci code

A fictional digest of the notion that Jesus was actually a mortal human who lived and married and made babies and died as people do. The story suggests strongly that the Church usurped Jesus' following by misinterpreting and heavily editing the gospels. The notion is a threat to the Church which bases all its power and influence on the idea that Jesus was magical God being who had no faults and for some reason committed a suicidal sacrifice for the benefit of everyone.

The Da Vinci Code is the first level of detox for a soul weary of Christian mind control.

by Bronco May 17, 2006

Honor Code

We will not lie, steal, or cheat nor tolerate anyone among us who does.

The honor code is the back bone of the US military.

by Toming January 15, 2006