D-Blading

The process of repeatedly inserting a sexual organ into a Dyson airblade for erotic gratification.

I was lonely at the UNFCCC climate talks in Poland so I was D-blading between plenary sessions, and it was breathtaking.

by Williamsburg Rabbi November 12, 2013

Sympa-D

Getting sex from a man when he feels bad for you; He is giving you sympathy sex

The girl pretended to be having a bad day so she can get the Sympa-D from Johnny.

Johnny: "She wants the Sympa-D because she had a bad day."

by HopOnPop469 September 13, 2017

D Star

beating someone with full rage and power
a technique often used by indian government teachers to destroy students
"were not just making videos , were changing lives"

Black Person: can you please give me a cigar
White Lady: D stars him to death

by Aatishbazi launda swag mei December 8, 2021

Mizzy d

mizzy d can suck my dick :)

ye see that mizzy d over there, he can suck my dick

by mizzydsucks July 28, 2018

Sunn!D

the meaning of life its self ;the reason the sun rises and sets ;the thing that makes jello jiggle
the secret ingredient in Coke; the beez third nut ...it's everything you need to know...and even more of what you don't

Teacher: ...so that would mean the subtotal would be ?
Student: Sunn!D.
Teacher: Wow! A+

Kid: Mommy were do babies come from?
Mommy: Sunn!D

You: Why should I continue living?
*voice whispers* Sunn!D...

by upthealley April 30, 2013

d colon

D:

Racism is evil. d colon!

by dcolonization May 6, 2022

========D (_o_)

ascII for anal. Can be used randomly or as a comeback to something. makes people mad at you if you do it in online games (namely diablo 2)

Person 1: ========D (_o_)
stupid kid: Thats nasty, im gonna try and get you banned cause im stupid
Person 1: whatever, blizzard doesnt do shit with this game anymore

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005