zamboni

A piece of fabric or cloth, usually a washcloth or old t-shirt, used to catch the sexy-time explosion during masturbation (male).

1. Man, I have not washed my zamboni in months. It's starting to feel like a piece of cardboard.

2. As Kevin woke up from a drunken stupor, he laughed when he noticed his best friend Mike was passed out on his floor and using his zamboni as a pillow.

by wpkiii January 28, 2005

zamboni driver

caucasion female enjoying canadians redefined for pleasure and dating.

check out the zamboni driver with the canadian.

by Uniquester May 2, 2006

Zamboni

A towel, t-shirt, sock, or any other rag used to wipe up a load after you beat off and blow a load on your stomach.

I was looking for a CD in Tony's room and found a crusty old T-shirt that he's been using as a Zamboni.

by Bob Growler October 7, 2007

Zambonious

A collosal great big erection....or any other larger object

'Weezer, will you see that zambonious sized truck out there on the thin ice!"

by stephen Crow May 18, 2003

Zamboner

The act of using a boner (without the help of the hands) to drive a zamboni (as long as the erection is not the result of male enhancement pills).

Whoa, those guys really put the boner in Zamboner!!

by VivaLaItalia November 2, 2008

Zamboner

The act of a man getting excited or aroused Combines the words 'zamboni' and 'boner.' First coined at a UW Badgers Men's Hockey Game.

When I saw this money hottie at the bar last night, I got a zamboner!

by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003

Zamboni

A drunk chick whose attempts to walk make her appear as though she's walking on ice.

That Zamboni keeps spilling her beer on me.

by maxweyl1 January 8, 2009