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zombietiming

Zombietiming (verb) is exposing the lies, myths and unchecked facts reported by the news media outlets.
For fear of zombietiming researchers, the news reporter stuck to the journalist's credo, and expected professionalism, of uncovering the truth through balance, fairness, honesty and decency.

Zombietimed (noun): the news reporter got zombietimed, in a big way, for the lack of credible facts and rampant dishonesty in the reported news article.
by Webler December 9, 2008
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Street Zombies

Crack - addicted people that walk into traffic aimlessly, contorting their limbs and faces - to ask for money or drugs.
Hey, turn left here, it's a short cut.

No way man, it's full of street zombies.
by Ditzlexic January 3, 2016
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Battlefield Zombies

A game that should be made, but EA is too scared to make such a masterpiece.
Me: "EA, please give us Battlefield Zombies."

EA: "Nah, just wait another 80 years."
by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020
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zombies

undead brainsuckers, normally raised by a freak natural disaster or by means of a necromancer. The only way to permanently incapacitate one is to remove it's head completely.
Brian heard something behind him while dart throwing and shouted "fuck-a-doodle-doo" it was a ZOMBIE shouting "BRAINS"!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 111111o neoneooneone oneoeon111111!!!!!!!!11l olololol
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zombies love chili

It is a widely known fact that Zombies may eat brains if there is no chili readily available but may be less widely known that zombies love chili.

Hate and Love both mean love to a Zombie in terms of eating chili and brains.
Did you see that Zombie hate a chunk out of that woman's arm, those zombies love chili.

Zombies love chili like a fat kid loves cake.
by Zombies Love Chili December 9, 2012
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Zombies

Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.
Jay "shoot for the heads"
Brian "whats the point zombies cant climb stai....ahhhh"
by beheadtheundead August 29, 2006
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Zombies the game

Backround:
"Zombies" originated in 2011 when someone who was in their house pretended to fall off a toy motorcycle, die, and come back to life as a zombie, going around to his family members while moaning "Brains" and pretending to eat their heads. Soon the other children,in the house all began pretending to eat their parents. This was just the beginning. They started going to playgrounds to play the game. Although the game started with the Zombies walking slow and moaning the word "brains", it was an unfair advantage to the humans. Therefore, the game transformed into a game where the zombies run and the humans have guns. The guns do not kill the Zombies, only slow them down for a couple of seconds. The game began to spread on June 25, 2011 when the kids went to the playground and started to play Zombies with their siblings. Other children at the playground began to join in. 10 games of Zombies where played that day, and ever since then the game has been spreading.
So, ultimately, how do you play Zombies the Game?
The game begins with around 1-4 Zombies. Everyone else is a human. The zombies chase the humans trying to bite or scratch them (pretend bite and scratch, of course). The humans can use their imaginary guns to slow down the zombies if they are about to bite them, but the guns only slow down the zombies for a second or two. Once a human is bitten or scratched by a zombie they become a zombie and try to get the humans. The last human standing is the winner of the game. Once every person is turned into a Zombie the game is over. There are no bases in this game, zombies are allowed to run and climb, and only humans have guns.
by scorens June 28, 2011
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