Hitler’s Zipper

Hitler’s Zipper or Hitler's Buzzsaw, is the American nickname of the german MG-42 at the late stages of WW2. The name originated from the high rate of fire of the gun, which was close to 1600 rpm.

-John just got mowed down by one of Hitler’s Zipper, poor guy is now Swiss cheese.

by Der Jude August 11, 2015

The Zipper

The zipper is a two handed sex move performed on a penis by someone else. Basically, while kneeling in front of your partner, you interlace your fingers grabbing the penis with both hands and rhythmically stroking it in a back and forth manner. This hand position is superior due to the added friction and position of the hands to apply more pressure with least amount of effort.

James said, "Wow that girl was skilled in bed last night, she performed The Zipper on me, Amazing".

Rob replies, "Damn your so lucky, I wish my girl knew about The Zipper".

Kevin exclaims, "Whoa, I gotta run back to the "love nest" and teach my girl The Zipper right now".

by Staypuft77 February 14, 2010

zippernut

The painful end state of a testicle after it's been snagged, scratched and squished while you're zipping up your pants.

Oooo, take it easy baby, I got zippernut.

by Whitt March 11, 2007

zipper fuck

to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis.

Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.

by Zucchini January 16, 2008

zipper trout

Specifically a penis, but more generally, the notion thereof.

Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max Factor and went out to the clubs, trolling for zipper trout.

When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.

See also toilet trout

by Max Radcliffe June 14, 2006

aaron's zipper

consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size

"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"

by kkfdgnlghn January 20, 2009

Zipper Dick

The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.

man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"

by jelly fill'd July 7, 2010