your mom

words used when ever there is an awkward silence.. something to just say randomly and rarely makes sense..

kid 1: hey sup
kid 2: your mom
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kid3: hey my names bob nice to meet you!
kid 4: your mom
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silence
kid 5: YOUR MOM!

by the REAL paige.. everyone else are fake.. haha okay. May 28, 2005

your mom

what i did last night

"i did your mom last night"

by anonymousguyorgirl February 24, 2009

your mom

Used when no other explaination is necessary or there is no right answer.

OR

What you say when someone stated the obvious and there is no other way to break the awkward silence.

You: "So, why did you decide to sell your children as black market sex slaves and start regularly injected acetone into your veins?"

Me: "Your mom."

Or

You: "That homework was the easiest thinkg I've ever done."

Me: "Your mom was the easiest thing I've ever done!"

by njadams10 January 10, 2008

your mom

what people say because they are to damn stupid to think of anything else...

person 1: dude i just walked into a wall...
person 2: your so damn stupid...
person 1: YOUR MOM!

by Homey wiz focizal February 27, 2008

your mom

a funny answer to any question, and i mean any question. best used to really piss someone off and possibly fight you if they get pissed enough.

Guy1: is your mom wearing tye dye again? she looks like a fuckin rainbow.

you: that reminds me tell your mom not to run rainbow colored lipstick, everytime she blows me she calls me skittles.

random dude: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap

by Jay Keast May 21, 2007

your mom

An annoying excuse for an insult or comical attempt.

Sally: "what are you doing tonight?"

Joe: "your mom."

Sally: "you are a fucking idiot."

by alyssabeatsyou April 10, 2010

your mom

A phrase employed as a last ditch effort to save yourself in an arguement, avoid work, insult someone or simply when you have nothing else better to say.

Alex, did you do the rest of our very important project that's due today?

Errr..

You DIDN'T do it?! I can't believe how irisponsible you are!

I didn't do the project, but I did do your mom.

by DJ Silly Hat January 8, 2008