Wrangled Ball Syndrome

The consequences of gradually sliding down into a slouch when sitting on a chair. The ballsack becomes wrangled up in your clothing, requiring the victim to stand up, re-arrange the sack, and sit down again. Effects are greatly increased when wearing tight underwear.

Tony: "I've been sitting here for 10 minutes now and I've already contracted Wrangled Ball Syndrome!"

Mel: "Yeah, well I've got a massive cameltoe."

by Tony Flapfiller October 21, 2010

Whale Wrangler

A man that likes to date fat woman.

My friend Jason is a Whale Wrangler

by The one and only King J October 16, 2008

Chode Wrangler

A person, usually homosexual, who attempt to succ as many chodes as possible.

"Jacob is such a Chode Wrangler his butthole is an inch wide" cock farmer

by Meme Master Palpatine April 26, 2016

Chode Wrangler

A person or collective that enjoys the grouping of small stubby penises.

You heard about that new girl apparently she’s a chode wrangler

by Crustinisation November 11, 2017

Spaff Wrangling

Ensuring a cowboy's ten-gallon hat is full to the brim with manky-man-splash.

I got caught spaff wrangling, but I only got the electric chair.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

Turd Wrangler

A person who unclogs toilets and sewer lines.

We had to call the Turd Wrangler when the toilet clogged.

by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007

Rusty Wrangler

The act of ripping a well used tampon from the vagina of a menstruating woman by the string and swinging as a lasso while riding her during anal intercourse.

James: Dude, my chick is pissed.
Shane : Why is that?
James: She's on her rag and was letting me have some anal. I thought I'd try a RUSTY WRANGLER and I ruined her sheets.

by AnneHannity April 23, 2009