Wonky Eye Syndrome

When you have a wonky eye

Callum Has Wonky Eye Syndrome

by Maggot Sloth June 18, 2018

Wonky tits

Massive breasts that a female has that are entirely too large for that females body

God damn Jamie has some wonky tits

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

wonky boob

The word wonkey, when used in this context can be used to mean out of sorts, not working properley, out of place, strange or not the way it should be (out of whack). The term boob can also mean many different things, but in this case we are referring to the female reproductive parts used to produce milk. When used together the meanings are put together to make a knew term "wonky boob"

Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Brittney Spears can all be found with "wonky boob" at one time or another.

by J dggz December 29, 2007

Wonky Wonkster

A teacher who is so passionate about their subject, they can't stop wonking out! These instructors are generally the cheeriest, and are proud to be teaching their area of expertise despite lack of funding from the district and tedious hours of unpaid grading-work.

My Maths teacher, Mrs. Wonky Wonkster, is the best in all of Goober School District! Yeah!

Student 1: I actually enjoyed class today, why do you think that is? I usually hate Engrish class.

Student 2: Its because of the teacher, yo! He's such a wonky wonkster! He loves his job and you can tell.

by bleh22 July 26, 2011

Wonky Coffee

A term used to describe a coffee which has alcohol added to it, such as an Irish coffee or other floater coffee.

That wonky coffee has made me feel a bit whoosy. or I think I'll have a wee wonky coffee before bed.

by Jimmy Graham September 24, 2010

wonky bollocks

pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination

Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006

Wonky rizla

A wonky rizla is when you run out of rizlas and you get one off of someone one and it is wonky so you spin their jaw like your at the casino playing roulette the only way to resolve this problem is to sell your family members urn and buy some silvers from the local corner shop where boss man patterns you a fake maggy for £3.10

Yo g lowe bussin man a wonky rizla when you have bare normal ones g

by Wanna buy a 20 deck May 6, 2021