windows

the computer cheap people buy. it sucks, is slow and insanely complex. science mags say macs are better. seriously.

sally: my windows kept crashing on me last night while i was trying to make a movie and simultaneously download from itunes
bob: thats because windows suck for anything visual or audio. buy a mac. conform!

by maddy January 15, 2004

windows

An operating system that destroyed the internet as we know it. When Microsoft introduced Windows 95, they opened the door for the scums of the internet.

Windows is like a Jaguar. They're both high priced, and they're both unreliable.

by Qbert January 21, 2005

Windows

The gayest OS in the world.

Me: Fuck this shit, I'm askin' mom for a Macintosh!

by Rap suxx0rs January 22, 2004

Windows

A bad imitation of a Macintosh Apple.

Windows is like a Macintosh Apple only not as good.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

windows

A crappy operating system made by retarded monkeys.
It is known for the infamous Blue Screen of Death

Oh, crap I got a blue screen of death and I didn't save my paper. Screw Windows!

by 71KR117 May 31, 2009

Windows

A graphical shell for downloading and burning Linux install CDs

"Did you actually install Windows on this machine?"
"Yes, but it's the only machine I have access to and I need to download an ISO to install Linux."

by Fredrik Lindroth May 09, 2008

windows

I OS that had its flaws in the past, but since the NT core has been used has fix many of the flaws. Writen in 32bit, soon a 64bit version will be out of the 64bit cpu's.

"Will this Windows XP software work on my abacuses?"

by Mason July 11, 2003