Willow Park

A buff girlboss that gives off way too many pansexual vibes who could fist fight god and win. It is illegal to hate Willow Park

Person 1: Have you seen the owl house?
Person 2: Yes! Who is your favorite character?
Person 1: I love Willow Park!
Person 2: omg me too!

by NyxCollins September 1, 2022

willow billies

a name describing a person living on the south side of Archer Avenue in Willow Springs, IL. That side of town is on a hill. A spin-off from the word Hill-Billy

The new kid in town lives on the hill with the other Willow Billies.

by JMOL August 1, 2006

Willow

Willow is a super-heroine, badass cape wearing, no bullshit talking, Einstein-brilliant level contemplating, brightest star galaxy shining, ceaselessly driven, type daughter any mother can only dream possible. She’s the kind of beautiful that puts to shame all you mother-fuckers.

Phillip Garmean: Bethany, I gotta admit, that is if you permit me to speak. My kid, Erik, is pure garbage compared to your daughter, Willow. Like, hot-Bronx, two-day-old, steamy pile-of-shit, type garbage. You know, Bronx garbage.
Bethany Willow's Mother: Yeah, no shit. Now go fuck yourself.

by Gotlandia December 30, 2020

willhouse worker

Old dirty minded bitch whose not a bitch but would probably buy one of those pink fluffy stripper cowboy hats that people sell outside bars. Wears old ass sweaters that look like their from the 1800 and surprisingly looks good in them. She also is a disco diva. Total hippie grandma but has style MOST of the time *cough* home depot pants. She probably lives behind a thrift store and sometimes stater bros. Would totally drunk stand at a highway intersection and yell gay jokes at angry drivers. Probably would call an Uber and get kidnapped by a drug dealer. Pretty and smart but is probably reckless when drunk. I honestly doubt she'll ever be drunk. Crazy AF but also somehow chill.

Person A: Why is willhouse worker dying laughing

Person B: Someone told her a gay joke

by WillowDepew February 28, 2023

White willow close

A gated community in Ashford, where many famous people live, such as Gordon Ramsey, Simon Cowell, Ali Larsen, Gross Gore and Coksal

A: Where were you last weekend
B: I hung out with celebreties in White Willow Close

by Joe_Sterling January 9, 2020

Willow

Treasure this beautiful, unique, kind girl. You should NEVER let her go. Willow has a smile to light up a darkened room. If you are lucky enough to make her truly smile you will see her precious dimples. She has long cascading brown hair and large dark blue eyes that can look into your soul. How her musical laugh permeates the chapel (our secret hangout) makes every bad thing that has happened to me wash away. She is the smartest girl I know but she is always pushing herself to be better. Sometimes I wonder if I deserve to have this amazing creature as my friend... She is the reason I make it through every day at a Catholic school............................I love you Willow

everyone: "Are you friends with Willow?"
me: "Yes"
everyone: "She is soooo awesome"
me: "I know"

Cue weird random example sentence ;P

by LOLSPOOPYTIME October 13, 2018

'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!'

Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.

"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.

"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."

-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)

by Twathenge April 29, 2006