wide guy

A guy with a wider than average penis

Last night I had sex with this total wide guy

by Ritt Bitt October 26, 2010

wide load

A fat person they need to usually need to put a truck wideload sign on their ass.

Uhh miss where is your wide load sign?

by your ass is grass in a bass sniffing gas in mass. December 28, 2005

Wide Receiver

A term to describe a person who's arse has become open and loose from putting too many big things in it. Generally used to in regards to homosexuals; but can also relate to a female.

Jonny's cock was fucking massive! By the time he'd finished pounding the little bitch, he'd gone from a tight end to a wide receiver.

by Mr.Fish February 24, 2010

wide open

Leaving oneself vulnerable to cheap or witty insult or verbal jab.

The reference is to sporting situations in which a goal is left unattended or a court open.

Person 1: That dog is so fat, and hairy underneath!
Person 2: Kind of like your mum.
Person 1: Screw you!
Person 2: Sorry dude, you left yourself wide open for that one.

by Marty Dosh January 14, 2008

Wide-a-woke

Someone permanently looking for irrelevant deviations from the current orthodoxy.

"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".

by Middle-class Vigilante January 21, 2021

wide dog

top 10 reasons why i hate wide dog
1. hes ugly and fat
2. hes a retard i hate him
3. he looks like big chungus
4. he is not a real dog because i like dogs and i dont like wide dog
5. he stole my garlic bread
6. hes stupid
7. look at how fat he is
8. he owes me 3$
9. he does not like rick and morty
10. hes still ugly and fat

me: i hate wide dog
wide dog: come on man its my birthday

by foodmonster847 November 27, 2019

Wide nigga

Issa big nigga with big nigga tittys. And you already know that got the big macks. He a good nigga that has got more rolls then a Japanese sushi bar. BIG NIGGGA

Hey What’s a wide nigga? It’s a Wide nigga with all da big macks

by Niggas incorporated December 18, 2019