weezer

Very good rock band. Lead singer/ lead guitarist- rivers cuomo, guitarist- brian bell, bassist (current)-scott shriner, and drummer- pat wilson

Recomended songs:

tired of sex
only in dreams
pink triangle
falling for u
across the see
holiday
say it aint so
el scorcho

by Bert November 4, 2003

Mike Wheeler

Mike Wheeler is a simp. He appears in all three seasons of Stranger Things and is sadly dating Eleven. He's most likely a closeted bisexual who has internalized homophobia and a crush on Will Byers. He called El for 353 but stopped after Will's shadow monster situation got worse.

Sally: "Did you hear Iggy?"
Iggy: "What?"
Sally: "Mike Wheeler ruined Will's life."
Iggy: "Shut the f**k up Sally."

by wheres._.the._.love April 13, 2020

haaaaappy wheeeels

WHat Jacksepticeye says at the beginning of every one of his happy wheels videos.

Top of the morning to ya laddies and welcome back to HAAAAAPPY WHEEEELS!

by NekoAnimator January 7, 2019

Weezer-bix

when you listen to the awesome band Weezer in the morning.
instead of weetabix which is a breakfast cereal. so its Weezer-bix

#ashleighp.madethis!

*early morning*
person 1: hey, im listening to Weezer
person 2: so you have had your Weezer-bix this morning?

by deckheddzzzz November 17, 2011

Weezer

A band only virgins listen to- a representation of someone's virginity.

I still listen to weezer, sadly. but hopefully I won't after my night with Suzie tonight.

by AA1D3NN October 12, 2020

Wheezin The Juice

When you come upon a public restaruant, and you notice the beverage dispenser, don't you wish you could just drink from the tap?

This is where "Wheezin The Juice" comes into play. When someone Wheezes The Juice, one sticks their mouth underneath the beverage dispenser of their liking, and pushes the button, releasing the godly flow of Drank into said person's awaiting mouth.

Me: Dude, I'm kinda thirsty.

Fox: Buy some drank brah.
Me: I broke brahski
Fox: Brahhhhh. Try Wheezin The Juice buuuuuuuddy.

Me: Okay! -Proceeds to Wheeze Teh Juice-

by ZOMGZ T3H BOMBERMANz December 6, 2009

Weezer

A person who thinks they are cool but are not.

Jimmy is such a weezer.

by booksofwords November 14, 2019