four wheeled wives

Noun, plural: Women who are only ever seen in their chelsea tractors.
Works best when pronounced in the 'Jonathon Woss' estuarine english style so it sounds like an Essex person trying to say 'four-wheel-drives'.

So many four wheeled wives that I couldn't get my ambulance into the playground and the kid died.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

wheeler

One who succeeds at and dominates everything he does.

The Wheeler is my hero!

by italian stalion pulli May 6, 2005

the three wheeler

While engaging in doggystyle intercourse with your wife/girlfriend insert your thumb into your partners anus and work it in and out like an old school three wheeler thumb throttle.

Doing my lady last night from behind I pulled "the three wheeler" out on her!!!

by ERV February 14, 2010

wheezed the juice

sticking your head under a soda fountain and drinking from it.

"Hey, that guy just wheezed the juice in that gas station."

by Lany loo December 24, 2008

Dirt Wheeler

Crippin ass gang related slang term for a dirt ass, drug wranglin', booze hound

Murphy:
See that bum over there?

Milton:
Yeah, what a Dirt Wheeler?

by PC CRIB LOCS May 13, 2010

Doing A Wheeler

Ejaculating in one's own eye during masturbation, primarily when being masturbated by someone else.

Oh no, I'm doing a wheeler
Charles did a wheeler last night
Have you ever done a wheeler?

by midlands slang explained May 6, 2006

wheeler

a boy who asks girls for sex, one who makes out with every girl he can get his hands on, a sexy mother freaker, a pimp!

haha that kid is such a wheeler he gets girls no probs

by katayyoo January 19, 2009