wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

Wheat

Wheat is a purely perfect substance, used to make bread. It is as addictive as heroin, and one cannot live without wheat. Wheat is grown in farms, as well as in Minecraft. Pure awesomeness.

"Oh my gawd, WHEAT! It's amazing!"

by wheatmaster69 June 20, 2019

Weaker than my piss

Used when the flow or movement of something is overly weak, as to say it is weaker than one's urination.

This shower is weaker than my piss!

Fuck you. You punch weaker than my piss!

by SuperBadMcLovin February 1, 2021

Wheat Penny

Bleached pubes on a tan or a spray tan.

My wheat penny is really coming along. May be a 1943 by next week.

by Leafler May 20, 2021

Weak Constitution

Poor health; prone to catching colds or illnesses, or having to stay home in bed. Not physically strong or robust.

The winters were tough on his already weak constitution, putting him even further out of touch with his more athletic cousins.

by MyrrhKat January 30, 2022

whole wheat cracker girl

A partially white girl associated with cracker boys and chocolate chips

"You're such a cracker girl!"
"Nah, I'm a whole wheat cracker girl."

by kimhwe September 10, 2012

Sex Weak

The feeling of literally not being able to function because you are so weak from sex. You spend the next 4hrs being pathetic and partially retarded

"Hey Olive do you want to see a movie?"

"I can't! I'm so sex weak I can barely move!"

by Tintwistle Tim December 23, 2013