guy weld

the famous guitarist of the very popular multi platinum group braver. The meaning has evolved to meaning a really good looking person because of guy's physical exploits.
girl 1: that guy is so hot
girl 2: he looks like guyt weld
by braver fan August 16, 2004
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butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
by QuacksO February 06, 2021
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midnight welding

When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.
Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.
by eti March 02, 2014
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Welding

When you dance like you welded the same object together 2 times in garry's mod
Couple 1: Does a foxtrot
Couple 2: Does a welding
by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019
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Welding

Welding is just like Docking, but it requires the participants to have a couple days' worth up built-up smegma.
"On day one of Coachella, everyone at the campsite was Docking, but by Day 3, it had advanced to Welding.
by PhatRob June 09, 2021
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Tig Welded

Tig Welded is generally used as an insult to describe something being stuck to something or addicted.
If you're playing a game and someone is cheating you can say they're "tig welded" to their chair.

This would insinuate that the user has bad hygiene and never leaves his chair.
This kid is tig welded to his chair, he is hacking on roblox.
My friend is tig welded to Tetris because I swear thats all he plays.
by Zekro_3300 October 04, 2023
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Ball weld

When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.
Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?

John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
by Pseudonaut July 02, 2013
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