weeding

the act of smoking pot/weed/reefer/ganja/mary jane/marijuana/buddha etc.

"Oh, last night me and Fed were weeding. Dude, we got soo smacked!!!"

by Mina Lee May 2, 2005

weeging

When someone is tweaking or doing weird shit but, to an extreme. Often times associated with people who are off the fucking walls and saying really dumb/fiendish things.

Eyvind - "Want to do knife hits?"
Every normal person - "You're weeging right now man"

by flacidman January 30, 2019

Guerrilla Weeding

Inspired by the Guerrilla Gardening movement, it is a way to improve a neighbourhood by entering public and private gardens and performing any kind of maintenance that is required, such as weeding, pruning, and thinning. If one already has the tools, it is a zero-cost activity that can be done at any time.

Granddaughter: You were a long time on your walk, Grandma.
Grandmother: Yes, dear, that's because I was Guerrilla Weeding the neighbour's garden. They really need to look after their gypsophila better.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! August 12, 2012

creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.

i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.

by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012

west weeding

The act of smacking a girl/guys butt in public

"mike was west weeding the girls in the party again"

by PinkPonyPower1 September 26, 2017

Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

Weeting

Is the merging of the two words:
Meeting and Willy, to suggest an upcoming, arousing event.

i.e. Sexual Intercourse.

"are you gonna be Weeting Dave tonight?"

"Maybe, at least this time i am prepared."

by Arousel April 10, 2010