wedgie
A childhood prank where one person sneaks up on another, and grabs and pulls up on the whitey tightys, causing pain in the buttcks
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this 1 time the seniors threw a party on an island with no adults and they invited me and my friend us being freshman thought this would be really cool and we was the only 2 invited so we went and as soon as we got there we was stripped to our tighty whities (we both wear them) and was picked up by our underwear and taken to a cabin once we got there we were both tied up with duct tape and given atomic wedgies we was made to go to sleep with them and every time we tried to pich them out we was each given 300 kicks in the balls so we eventually settled to sleep with the seniors watching us and when we woke up we was being carried by our underwear to the tallest tree on the island aand the seniors knowing we was coming had bought a ladder with them so they hung us from the tallest branch and then they said well have a kick the shit out of the freshmans tiny balls festival and they chose me as the unlucky one who had the shit kicked out of my balls and they attacked my balls with baseball bats sledge hammers and theyre fists and boots so when they decided they had finished they gave me and my friend loads of water while we was still in the wedgie to make us piss ourself loads and the party went on for three weeks and we wasnt let down for the entire time and now when i go back to school coz im getting older they said that they would do even worse so i no that i cant beat them up just coz im a bit older.
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once a bunch of upperclassmen (im a freshman) grabbed me and put me in a car and drove me to this old closed down camp. nobody comes out there, so they use it for drinkin smoking and sex. The ones who took me there were all males. They brought me into one of the cabins and gave me the biggest wedgie i had ever had!!!! it hurt and they kept pulling and it made my crack bleed. they hit my balls over and over, making me cry and throw up from bad pain. it hurt so bad!!!!!!! they stole my cloths and shoes except the whitey tighties i wore. they all jacked off and came on me and in my hair and mouth. they hit my balls more and more, making me cry. i pissed myself the whole time. they continued this for a week, they made me call my mom and tell her i was stayin at a friend house for a while. she said ok have fun. she didnt care were i was she was just happy i was gone. the bullies were SOOO happy. all they gave me was water to drink so i pissed ALOT. i had to drink their cum every hour or two. they gave me a hanging wedgie, only taking me down to feed me water or cum. this lasted a whole week then they got bored and left me. a park warden found me later. i never told my mom about it.
Wedgie by unluckyperson October 12, 2009
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Even teachers give me wedgies, the milf girl teacher gave me one today, She stripped me down to my white underwear in the girls bathroom and hung me on the flagpole. I pooped my briefs from fright. Will someone ever let me down. I can't escape it. I hate getting a wedgie.
Wedgie by JustAnotherLoserNerd May 5, 2014