1 definition by dave991
this 1 time the seniors threw a party on an island with no adults and they invited me and my friend us being freshman thought this would be really cool and we was the only 2 invited so we went and as soon as we got there we was stripped to our tighty whities (we both wear them) and was picked up by our underwear and taken to a cabin once we got there we were both tied up with duct tape and given atomic wedgies we was made to go to sleep with them and every time we tried to pich them out we was each given 300 kicks in the balls so we eventually settled to sleep with the seniors watching us and when we woke up we was being carried by our underwear to the tallest tree on the island aand the seniors knowing we was coming had bought a ladder with them so they hung us from the tallest branch and then they said well have a kick the shit out of the freshmans tiny balls festival and they chose me as the unlucky one who had the shit kicked out of my balls and they attacked my balls with baseball bats sledge hammers and theyre fists and boots so when they decided they had finished they gave me and my friend loads of water while we was still in the wedgie to make us piss ourself loads and the party went on for three weeks and we wasnt let down for the entire time and now when i go back to school coz im getting older they said that they would do even worse so i no that i cant beat them up just coz im a bit older.
by dave991 August 19, 2009