Wesley

The best person ever. Very talented,atheletic,and some times a bit humorous but he wishes not to show in front of people

Dang Wesley is the best person on the baseball team and he is the class clown wow

by Mike oxitches December 7, 2019

wezley

Wezley defines a high school sweetheart whom returns some years later to spend the rest of their life with you.

''He/She's my Wezley''

''Wezley always belonged to me, I knew it back then in high school''

by MaryLouLou November 10, 2017

WesleyWalrus

A person who uses four or more devices to win online trivia games such as HQ, Cash Show, and SwagIQ

Discoli uses so many devices he is such a WesleyWalrus

by Jone134 September 10, 2018

dirty wesley

The act of your girlfriend shoving her fingers in your booty then jerking until you ejaculate in her eyes. Her then forgetting and wiping her eyes for a dirty snot laced face causing red itchy goopy eyes making it a Dirty Wesley!

The next morning, Lindsey woke with a dirty WESLEY wondering what kind of dirty secrets she exploited on her soon to be husband!

by BigDaddyWes69 April 9, 2020

Illinois Wesleyan University

Illinois Wesleyan University, or IWU (pronounced eye-woo), is a small liberal arts university in Bloomington, Illinois that consists of about 2500 students.
IWU is in close proximity to Illinois State University, so often there is a sense of rivalry between students at each institution. The high cost of attending IWU makes some students at ISU believe that everyone at IWU is obscenely rich. However, contrary to this popular belief nobody at IWU pays for college in cash and almost all students at IWU get some kind of scholarship/financial aid package that makes the cost much more managable.

Joe: I'm at ISU, where are you going?
Scottie: I go to Illinois Wesleyan University.
Joe: Oh you must be really rich!
Scottie: And you must be an STD-infected chain-smoker.

by Scottie Jensen September 22, 2005

Wesley Pipes

A prominent smoking device from the movie "Half Baked".

Hey, please hand me Wesley Pipes, dude... wanna get wasted big time.

by kfx July 31, 2005

Wesley Willis

The God who walked among us until he head-butt too many people and suffered severe trauma to the skull. Rest In Peace

I believe that nothing more needs to be said. Bow down.

by Jimmee Dean May 1, 2005