Weak Faggot

1. Someone who always talks about lifting weights but only ever seems to lift trays of brownies into their mouths

2. A person who longs for their former "I used to be strong" days, now experiencing their "I'm a gay fuck" days
Man, Mike is such a weak faggot. When is he going to stop eating and start weightlifting again?
by Mersa7799 January 04, 2012
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Weak Face

In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.
The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.
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totally weak

adj./ Meaning that a situation is not desirable. Meaning that a person is not desirable.
- Taken from the Cartman Diaries of central Colorado.
That english class yesterday was totally weak.
by gAZI March 23, 2003
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weak dog

Somebody who commits low acts of doggatory towards their mates on regualr occasions, and show no signs of every stoping.
1) Julie Gillard is a weak dog for what she did to K-Rudd
2) Ben is a weak dog for not telling James that the teachers where at the door before he called Ben a weak dog cunt
by gymmy q August 03, 2010
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pussy weakness

the state of being extremely horny, wanting sex more than average (relates to women only)
How could you sleep with him?! - Well, it wasn't me, blame it on my pussy weakness...
by jusik March 08, 2011
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weak salt

Similar to that of weak sauce, simply describes something as being lame or boring.
That was Weak salt.
by Weak Salt November 17, 2009
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piss weak

Something poorly made so it breaks easily, a person with absolutely no strength or courage, or a beverage lacking in flavour.
1.Don't buy those one-dollar screwdrivers again, they are piss weak and bend like nobody's business.

2.I was going to go around to Headly's house and kick his ass but the guy is so piss weak he'll probaby shit his pants and then there's no way I'm touching him.

3.This beer is like fizzy water, piss weak in fact.
by Papaver February 25, 2007
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