weak shit-talking

A weak attempt at trying to portray coolness by being funny at another person's expense; typically attempted by trustafarians; often accompanied by the douche chills.

When a member of a fantasy football league insults another participant by saying in a pre-season email, "I am surprised
he even knows what football is," the rest of the league responds, "Now that's some weak shit-talking."

by D-Chills July 9, 2009

Weak Faggot

1. Someone who always talks about lifting weights but only ever seems to lift trays of brownies into their mouths

2. A person who longs for their former "I used to be strong" days, now experiencing their "I'm a gay fuck" days

Man, Mike is such a weak faggot. When is he going to stop eating and start weightlifting again?

by Mersa7799 January 6, 2012

weak size fish

Derived from the native tongue of Tignish, Prince Edward Island. Weak is a slang term used frequently in sarcasm. Referring to a "Weak Size Fish" would mean a really big fish. It most commonly stands for the Fredericton based musicians called Weak Size Fish, with a few of their members hailing from the town of Tignish, PEI.

Welsir you caught the weak size fish eh?

I caught the weak size fish the other day.

by JohnPierre June 21, 2012

weak foot

A persons foot(left or right) that is weaker than their strong foot.

a football player usually avoids using their weak foot when shooting the ball.

by footballfan12345 August 19, 2013

Weak Face

In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.

The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.

by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018

Weak 1 Team

a “Weak 1 Team” is a fantasy football team that has only won 1 game throughout 8 weeks when the fantasy football draft was held during the first NFL week thus compensating the owner with a win in week one, but then going on to lose 7 straight games.

Damn Lito, your “Weak 1 Team” sucks.

by Authentication Unit November 4, 2020

weak dog

Somebody who commits low acts of doggatory towards their mates on regualr occasions, and show no signs of every stoping.

1) Julie Gillard is a weak dog for what she did to K-Rudd
2) Ben is a weak dog for not telling James that the teachers where at the door before he called Ben a weak dog cunt

by gymmy q August 3, 2010