virginia six legs

An orgy consisting of six one-leg amputees.

“Dude I walked in on a Virginia six legs”
“Awww lucky”

by SmallShrimpSushiChef January 11, 2018

virginiaitis

the condition of being severely insecure and jealous coupled with the inability to understand why no one likes you, when it is clearly because you are a giant bitch

person one: "doesen't lauren understand the reason no one likes her is because she is such a dick?"
person two: "no, she has virginiaitis"

by polly ochie June 1, 2018

Virginia

Someone who is extremely smart and mature for her age. Typically a blonde haired blue-eyed girl with high expectations. Mostly quiet and reserved, but is worth the extra effort to get to know. Finds almost everything funny and is always smiling. She's understanding and is constantly putting others first.

Have you met my girlfriend Virginia? She's amazing.

by zzzboyy October 9, 2008

Northern Virginia

Northern Virginia is a vast wasteland of overpriced, cheaply build, homogenous real estate that is inhabited by "upper-crust of society" suburbanites with no sense of community or civic responsiblity to others. Generally the people who live here are rude, elitest, pampered, disconcerned, ineffectual and perfectly content with the aformentioned.

Welcome to Northern Virginia, please leave your soul at the Stafford County line.

by Rezilution October 7, 2008

Virginia Killing Sticks

An English term for cigarettes.

I'll meet you at the bar, I need to pick up a pack of Virginia killing sticks.

by Rocknrolla33 June 14, 2010

Marlboro Virginia Blend

The best cigarette out there. Comes in a beautiful silver pack lined with gold, adorned by the classic blue tobacco stamp on top of the pack. What smooth operators smoke. Finally when they printed "20 class A cigarettes on the bottom", they meant it. Extremely repulsive to Newport smokers. That's because most Newport smokers don't know what a real cigarette is like. When I bum these cigarettes to people it's like giving away my kids. The only thing sexier and more attractive than a pack of Marlboro Virginia Blend is Jennifer Connelly.

smooth operator: wow, that guy has class, he's smoking that new marlboro virginia blend!

by mr. smooth operator November 21, 2007

The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic

This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.

"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"

reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"

"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"

reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"

by denyalluwantbutitstrue January 20, 2009