vertical vampire

Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.
Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!
by Jenny November 11, 2004
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vertical newton

an extremely obscure sexual move which involves the man to stick his "junk", if you will, into the reciever's ear and spins a 360.
"dude i just got the vertical newton last night, it was rad..."
by lindsey butts January 14, 2009
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vertically challenged

Very short.
Why are you vertically challenged??
by Tha Producer12 May 29, 2009
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vertical fornication

A management term, when a large and powerful organization is cascading incompetence from the top down.

Top level management decides to reduce front line workers to save money, but later finds out that customers are not getting the service they expect, or had received in the past..
The recent organizational changes have put the company into a vertical fornication spiral.
by oilfilter April 22, 2015
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Vertical Slab

A meme commonly used by the Minecraft fanbase
Man 1:I have a vertical slab in minecraft!
Man 2: Impossible
by Carl's Jr May 25, 2021
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Vertical Pocket

Guy 1: Dude, how'd the date go?
Guy 2: Well, let's just say I stuck it in her vertical pocket.
by Whoopdeedo December 05, 2014
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vertical refreshment

Sex at the video arcade: ie standing up because the booth is too small for otherwise. After a published Civil War soldier's letter referring to "horizontal refreshment".
I'm goin' out for some vertical refreshment. See ya.
by bornpetrified July 29, 2009
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