Vanarchy

Any make of van or minivan sporting specifically a black spraypaint paintjob, a jolly roger on the hood and large red anarchy signs on the driver and front passenger doors.

My plymouth voyager is the epitome of Vanarchy.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

vanality

Losing your virginity up the ass;
having anal sex for the first time

I lost my virginity years ago...but I only lost my vanality last night to some gay guy at the bar.

by nameless! April 23, 2007

vanaan

Noun

the guy who always plays Halo in class
he always knows the current
Plays cs:go like a jackass

Hey Vanaan whats the current?

by MorePickles May 7, 2018

vanaynay

Dry, crust, old, vagina.

Her vanaynay emitted foul odors.

by Dweeblolha May 16, 2011

vanallen

A flaming metrosexual male that resembles a sassmouth female wearing ass-tight blue jeans. Who would have sex with Tom Brady for a fifth of jack.

Hey did you see that dude in the tight ass pants? God what a fuckin VanAllen!!!

by phillup macrevis January 17, 2008

Vanarith

A small hating (hater) individual with alot of energy and always goes hard.

Individual that doesnt go hard-Yo vanarith you gonna hit the spot?
Vanarith-FUCK YEAH IM GOING TO HIT IT CUZ I GO HARD!!!

by Individual that doesnt go hard October 7, 2012

Vanarial Death Grip

What you get from tricks and hoes from different area codes. Symptoms include slutty clothing, excessive makeup, grinding one's ass into or around another's genital regions, and the need to listen to shitty mainstream mtv rap. Usually found on the dancefloor af any downtown-area club.

Paris Hilton/Tara Reid/Lindsey Lohan wannabe's all have a huge case of Vanarial Death Grip.

by Chris Walsh November 5, 2005