by Keijiro December 08, 2006
"Aw man, did you see Jim after he got bit by dracula??!! He got vampired! Now he wants to suck our blood and he hates the sun and garlic."
by T. Philibeck October 18, 2008
Beautiful, age-old creatures that evolved alongside humans. Pale skinned and incredibly strong. Have been known to leave hand prints in cars by pure accident. If a Vampire feeds on human blood their eyes are blood red normally and black when they are thirsty. Where as if a Vampire feeds on animal blood their eye colour normally is a golden butterscotch colour. Vampires can come out in the day though seem even more beautiful in the sunlight so they prefer to keep out of the public eye when the sun is out. This is why most vampires tend to live in the colder less sunny areas of the world. To become a vampire you must be bitten but left alive. It takes a lot of restrain for a vampire not to take all your blood whilst doing this. Once bitten it takes up to three days for the venom to spread. Time preiod depens on the closeness of the bite to the heart. During this three day period victims are often delirious and not many can remember much of their time except an extremely painful burning. NOTE: BECOMING A VAMPIRE DOES NOT MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL, VAMPIRES OFTEN CHOOSE EXTRODINARY HUMANS AS THEIR COMPANIONS AS AN INSTINCT, VAMPIRISM JUST MAKES THIS BEAUTY MORE PRONOUNCED.
For the first year of a vampire's life they will be less pale and red-eyed. This is due to the human blood remaining in their veins. Due to the blood new vampires are incredibly strong but this does not mean they are any less thirsty. Vampires cannot have children, A vampires body is frozen in the stae of when he/she was bitten. If a woman was pregnant at the time she would remain pregnant for eternity. Vampires cannot sleep and essentially do not need to breathe though many prefer to as their sense of smell would be affected. Some vampires gain extra senses on changing into a vampire. This is because, like their hearing, smell, eyesight etc, their characteristics are intensified. For Example a particularly charismatic person may gain the abilty to influence peoples emotions or someone who was quite good at reading emotions may be able to hear the thoughts of those around them.
For the first year of a vampire's life they will be less pale and red-eyed. This is due to the human blood remaining in their veins. Due to the blood new vampires are incredibly strong but this does not mean they are any less thirsty. Vampires cannot have children, A vampires body is frozen in the stae of when he/she was bitten. If a woman was pregnant at the time she would remain pregnant for eternity. Vampires cannot sleep and essentially do not need to breathe though many prefer to as their sense of smell would be affected. Some vampires gain extra senses on changing into a vampire. This is because, like their hearing, smell, eyesight etc, their characteristics are intensified. For Example a particularly charismatic person may gain the abilty to influence peoples emotions or someone who was quite good at reading emotions may be able to hear the thoughts of those around them.
I noticed the new boy in my chemistry class was extrodinarily beautiful. His Butterscotch eyes seemed to smoulder as he stared blankly at his textbook. I thought his name in my head and his eyes flickered to meet mine. I turned away, embarassed..
Little did I know, He and his angel-like family, were vampires
Little did I know, He and his angel-like family, were vampires
by 384ujrnd January 17, 2007
A male who preys on women during their menstrual cycle.
Pale one that sucks red blood, clotted fluid from womens
Menstruating vaginal region
To suck blood from, to extract by, the inhaling of or to consume menstrual secreation
Pale one that sucks red blood, clotted fluid from womens
Menstruating vaginal region
To suck blood from, to extract by, the inhaling of or to consume menstrual secreation
by MrBlur January 13, 2011
Possibly the coolest thing ever. Not those faggy twilight vampires, I'm talking about fucking badass ones that suck blood, not cocks. Which is weird, because vampires are so fucking awesome, that its okay for men to go gay for them. Evidently, the people who kill vampires are just as cool. Just look at the Belmonts from Castlevania.
When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.
When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 04, 2010
It all started witch Vlad Tepes(Vlad Dracul) who made up strict laws,punished with impaling,if ever broken.The merchants and outsiders that used to trade within Transylvania,the transylvanian saxons especially,made up stories while not being at home,about how cruel the current leader is,naming him Dracula,meaning more or less Dragon.His father earned the title Dracul for bravery,and recieved an amulet depicting a snake biting his tail in a circle.Transylvania(currently in Romania;))was a pretty exotic place for western europeans,so Bram Stoker used these rumors to create a story witch remains even now famous to the extreme.Sadly people these days are trying to create an alternative image regarding vampires...witch results in an epic FAIL!
twilight fan-listen dude you just goota check this vampire shit out!
original dracula fan-sorry dude.while your gay twilight actors are being manipulated to brainwash teenagers from alover the world,bela lugosi is actually as we speak drinking the blood of hundreds of people to sustain his everlasting lifeforce,and ruling the world behind the shadow....ok i'm just joking.
twilight fan-omg you're like so right...i'm gonna go burn all my twilight collectibles now,bye.
original dracula fan-sorry dude.while your gay twilight actors are being manipulated to brainwash teenagers from alover the world,bela lugosi is actually as we speak drinking the blood of hundreds of people to sustain his everlasting lifeforce,and ruling the world behind the shadow....ok i'm just joking.
twilight fan-omg you're like so right...i'm gonna go burn all my twilight collectibles now,bye.
by DeadHashbrother August 27, 2010
attention seeking fools who want to feel special. they choose this term because they think it will make them or define them.
its like whiny snot nosed angsty teens who think they know it all, and then decide to term themselves as vampires because it is "cool" or "in"
so a real vampire? basically a real vampire is a woman who marries a guy for his cash to leech him of his money.
another kind of vampire is one who might leech off someone without giving in return.
basically a vampire is a leech from society, not this cruddy blood drinking/ energy draining BS others seem to think it is.
grow up people and wake to what you really are, another human in this world trying to get by, so cheer the %@#£ up and get on with stuff.
its like whiny snot nosed angsty teens who think they know it all, and then decide to term themselves as vampires because it is "cool" or "in"
so a real vampire? basically a real vampire is a woman who marries a guy for his cash to leech him of his money.
another kind of vampire is one who might leech off someone without giving in return.
basically a vampire is a leech from society, not this cruddy blood drinking/ energy draining BS others seem to think it is.
grow up people and wake to what you really are, another human in this world trying to get by, so cheer the %@#£ up and get on with stuff.
by M.C.Jomar March 30, 2006