valethas

The act of consuming seminal fluid from a partner's posterior orafic following non-traditional quoitas.

It tasted so good as I did a valethas on him.

by Aesu October 1, 2007

Valeta-mae

Angelic...miracle child..beyond beautiful

Did you see that Valeta-mae???
Her beauty is uncomparable

by Mama's Angel Baby February 2, 2010

Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

valetdictorian

Someone who is really good at parking/retrieving other peopel's cars without a scratch or dent.

Captain Crunch may mean well when he offers to park your car for you, but he's sure no valetdictorian!

by QuacksO February 19, 2019

Valeswag

When you hold your shift knob in your vehicle with 2 fingers as if it was a cigarette.(automatic and manual)

Yo why are you driving like that?
....HAHAHAH its called Valeswag you Buttmunch!

by Weswoo August 10, 2019

Valts

Fucking retard who dosen't have life and lives in his moms basment. He has autism down syndrom. If you ever meet him you're gona get autism.

Oh no he looks like Valts. We better keep away.

by Daunis autists November 14, 2019

Valts V

A person who plays in Jugla Basketball and loves crack . He hates muslims

You are acting like a Valts v

by Jugla November 4, 2019