Utah Jazz 

NBA team w/ 20 straight playoff berths but no championships; lost 2 NBA finals in '97 and '98; had the greats Stockton and Malone til this year; the streak will end in '04

The Jazz lost Stockton and Malone.

Utah Jazz by 0000 October 20, 2003

Utah Steamer 

The art of trolling outright lies, or twisted half-truths in an on-line forum political discussion by a conservative hypocrite usually an in the closet gay upon returning home after an evening spent making santorums.

1.) Mark squirmed with delight sliding across a santorum on his leather chair as he posted dozens of Utah Steamers in reply to the liberal posts on the forum.

2.) George upon returning home from his Utah Log Cabin Republican meeting furiously banged on the keyboard typing Utah Steamers to the liberal posts on the forum.

Utah Steamer by Richard_Gozinya October 7, 2012

Utah Claw

A hairstyle characteristic of less-than-savory Utah women who poof their bangs up to resemble a claw (or breaking wave).

"Last time a chick with a Utah Claw went down on me she got her hair caught in my zipper."

Utah Claw by WonderNed October 9, 2008

Utah fry sauce 

Utah fry sauce (also "fry sauce") is a mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup in a 2:1 ratio generally meant for dipping french fries and onion rings, although it can be put on hamburgers. It is attributed to the Utah-based fast-food chain Arctic Circle ca. 1948. However, it also resembles a simplified version of pre-existing Thousand Island dressing. According to Wikipedia, similar sauces are widely known elsewhere, including "mayoketchup" in Puerto Rico, "Burger Sauce," "Pink Sauce" (also "Salsa Rosada" in S. American countries), even "Cockteilsauce."

Provo drive-through loudspeaker: "Would you like _eye _oss with that, Sir?"

Out-of-town customer: "What?"

Loudspeaker: "Utah fry sauce, Sir? Or maybe you'd prefer ketchup? ... Or both?"

Out-of-town customer: "That's fine, thanks."

Utah fry sauce by al-in-chgo April 28, 2014

Utah Happy Meal 

This is when a male points his member at an unsuspecting person and they close the drive-thru window on it.

I asked for a McRib and all I got was an Utah Happy Meal

Utah Happy Meal by Blue Star Fish April 3, 2023

Utah Style 

To have sex with multiple women.

Honey, you know I love you. Now let's go bang that chick Utah Style.

Utah Style by TheGooch October 20, 2009

Utah Jazz 

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

Utah Jazz by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005