useless

useless is an adjective used to describe many things such as the useless blobs group chat on twitter. this group chat consists of many people from the New Rules fandom on twitter

“have you seen that group chat the New Rules lads don’t take any notice of?”

“oh the useless blobs group chat i know them”

by member of the useless blobs December 29, 2019

useless

1. anything that has little or no use.

2. any obbject of which has no use.

3. the opposite of usefull(also see: feckless).

4. any information distributed/typed/spoken by Gayrab (see example of useless drivel down below).

Gayrab: "I"VE BEEN SKATEBOARDING SINCE 1964! YOU ARE A KOOK! I'VE BEEN RIDING THE SAME BOARD FOR 18 YEARS! I CAN'T KNEESLIDE AND I HATE SKATING ON WATERFALL SHAPED BOTTOM POOLS!"

by TA June 17, 2004

useless

someone who's helpless and incompetent

Oscar is so useless that he has trouble even screwing in a light bulb

by Gerard Irick February 27, 2009

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows

Hanging out with guys is better than just hanging out with a girl. But if she is down to blow than that is better than any guy you can hang out with.

-"Hey man you want to hang out?"

- "Sorry dude, i'm hanging out with my girl"
- "What? bro's before hoe's man."
- "Listen, its Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows"

by GangsterJew October 3, 2011

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009

Jkjk.... Unless??

Often paired with ironic use of emojis, it's used to indicate an ironic willingness to act on a (usually wacky) idea

"what if we kissed 😳 and we were both boys 😳... Jkjk.... Unless?? 👀 👉👈😳🥺"

by S_K_1522 October 10, 2020